turned in a paper today, so, next up:
—-get drunk by myself and do a selfie photo shoot of my new bikini
park slope housewife: A Project—Notes on Marriage (brought to you by Susan Sontag, 11/18/56)
Marriage is based on the principle of inertia.
Unloving proximity.
Marriage is all private—no public—behavior.
Friendship in marriage. The smooth skin of the other.
[Protestant theologian Paul] Tillich: the marriage vow is idolatric (places one moment above all others, gives that moment…
IM LAUGHING SO HARD
the only good meme
lol omg
wednesday night activities
I hate having plans to have sex then things just don’t work out and you’re just like what am I supposed to do about my vagina
yeah i know right
resolutions now that i’m 23
- only buy organic milk
It's Icelandic for "echo": I am so fucking tired of people misrepresenting the "McDonald's Coffee" case.
Let’s run through a few facts here so that you can read them before you say something else about the case.
- The coffee actually did some fucking damage. Like, it was served at 190 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s 25 degrees over the proper temperature that chicken needs to be cooked to. That’s enough…
If you’re in NYC on May 13, come celebrate Sarah Schulman’s novel Empathy, our April book club pick, with the author and Barbara Browning, who’s also the author of two Emily Books picks. We’re also thrilled to be cohosting the event with literary event crowdfunding resource Togather, which is buying everyone’s first drink (Thanks, Togather!)
By posing a big, unanswerable question we hope to spark a conversation that will leave everyone with more questions. We’re also excited to host a conversation between two novelists who, in very different ways, dazzle and tantalize readers and provoke lingering thoughts about identity.
We hope to see you there, and if you can’t make it, we’ll catch you up afterwards right here!Mark your calendars!
reminder 2 self
how come all the things you do to discipline a cat are the same as all the things you do to play with a cat
